Democracy, Fascism, Communism or a mountain lion?

The mountain lion, since Democracy would be too busy fighting Communism thus Fascism would backstab them both when their off guard. And once Fascism has done this, it will let it's guard down too and then the lion will devour it. Maybe it will use the knife to cut out some of the high cholesterol parts..

The lion also has the advantage in the amount of knives it has, and I'm giving it apposable thumbs as well

Is the Lion Aslan?
Also, Communism has a sickle. THats pretty deadly.

I thought of this before hand

Essentially, all four fighters are but in a 20x20 cage, given nothing but the clothes of their respective parties and a knife. We then sit back and watch.

You should bring an umbrella... trust me XD

... says the guy who gave a mountain lion thumbs and a knife XD

The Democrats because Al Gore would call on the mighty power of global warming and freeze the Communists, burn the Republicans, make the Fascists install filters, and the mountain lion would die because of nothing to eat since global warming will protect Gore.

Democracy. They have a badass Clone army.

none... PIE WINS!!!!

democracy has a fuc*in big statue backing it up.

You're all forgetting it's taking place in a 20x20 cage.

Also lttp, the Republic has the clone army. So the joke would have been better if it was Republicans VS All.

Anyhow it's quite elementary, dear Watson:

Fascism makes a Blitzkrieg and bum-rushes Communism. Communism uses propaganda tactics to ward off fascism. Democracy sits by and watches, until the Japanese take a dump on its birthday cake, at which point we go apeshit, pwn the fascists, nuke the communists, and tame the mountain lion.