Oh my f**king god.

This movie was almost comically shitty.

Seriously.

It's about some monster that was created by the government or some stupid stereotypical horror movie shit.

I'll go to IMDB and copy what it says on the back of the box:

"A top-secret experiment spawns two highly intelligent life-forms: Einstein, a golden retriever with an IQ of 175; and The Outsider, a deformed monstrosity that exists to kill... and avenge its creators. When the Outsider escapes into the jungles of South America, the government sends in some ex-military convicts to catch the beast. But what starts out as a high-speed chase ends up in bloody carnage. Only Einstein knows the Outsider's motives, and only the canine can outsmart the creature. Now, it's a battle of beasts as man's best friend confronts man's worst nightmare."

The Outsider looks like the swamp thing, but take out the bumps, and put him in a green Barny costume, then put an Aligator on his head. Instant Fail.

The movie is so f**king horrible it's actually good. You actually LAUGH through the scary parts, and cry through the "serious" ones. I swear I've seen Stoner pr0n with a deeper plot and setting than this movie.

Examples:

They shoot the thing 100's of times, Pistols, Assault Rifles, but in the end it dies from being impaled on a spear.

They light in on fire with the stuff inside of frag grenade, which, last time I checked makes a concussive explosion, not an incendiary one.

One of the members fire a G3K4 (30 round 7.62mm clip) for 11 seconds straight, essentially firing hundreds of rounds without reloading.

One of the members uses a Colt 1911A1 like it was that one shit WWII pistol, and pulls the slide back EVERY time he fires it.

Lines spoken in the movie are again, comical.

This movie steals so much from Predator it isn't even funny.

Protagonist who is all hardcore and likes to set McGyver-ish traps to catch the thing: Check.

Village that was destroyed, with one sole survivor: Check.

Group of rag-tag idiots who obviously DON'T have any military training, or even training outside of 2nd grade: Check.

Angry black guy with a big gun who chases after the thing and gets killed: Check.

Beast/thing that is impervious to bulleting, but gets killed by McGyver-ish traps: Check.

Race to the Helocopter at the end: Check.

Basically, to watch this movie, picture watching Predator, but then take out every interesting aspect of Predator, then make yourself really sad, remember the death of a family pet or something...

done?

There, you just experienced Watchers 3 and I just saved you 90 minutes and a subsription to the Sci-Fi channel.

Lmao, I've seen a movie like that, where they get like shot with heaps of guns and by a miracle survive a grenade explosion from 5 metres away, then at the end they die by like slipping in the shower or something lmao.

Excellent review :P

Never saw the movie, but now I want to lol...