... and it's only been 1 and a half hours since I woke up..

I was having a rather nice sleep in when I woke up from a cow mooing... I thought, "Now that's bloody close". I got up, looked out the window, didn't see anything.. Went downstairs, looked out the kitchen window, didn't see anything.. Went to the front door, looked out the window, and there was 2 cows and 1 steer about 10 meters from the front door..

So, I put on my boots, and chased cows around for about half an hour before FINALLY getting them to go where I wanted. After that, I went around and checked the fences to see where they coulda gotten out.. And found 3 possible spots.. The one that wasn't that bad, I just propped up with a steel bar, one end in the ground, the other pushing the fence up. The second, I got a wooden post (a good 70 kilos) and had that leaning against one of our sheds with the wire between it and the shed. And the 3rd was the most difficult... I had to dig a 2 foot deep hole in the ground (since there was nothing nearby to do what I did with the second fence), then I got another post, this one longer, so about 80 kilos, and shoved that down the hole, got a sledge, hammer it down, then filled the hole up, got a bar (a long iron bar with a broad flat end) and compressed the ground around it. Then I got some metal post pegs and hammered the fence to the post.....

And afterwards, I came inside, drank a 2 litre bottle of water out of the fridge, had some toast, and here I am....

And now the same three cows got out AGAIN! 2 hours ago... It took me a helluva lot longer to get 'em back in, and then I had to dig another hole at fence 2, and put the post in, and yadda yadda. But digging this hole took longer as well, since there was a massive clay spot right underneath it.. And now I'm tired, sore, dirty, thirsty, etc, etc.. I'm off to have a damn shower...

where the heck do you live? On a farm?

No, I live on a house boat... Of course I live on a farm. :P

DeathNoteL Wrote:where the heck do you live? On a farm?

Aryon Wrote:No, I live on a house boat... Of course I live on a farm. :P

HERES YOUR SIGN!

=d

Sorry just got done watching blue collar comedy tour ...

O.o

I've read that about 5 times now, and I still don't quite understand.... Are you talking to Death or me? And either way, are you referring to doing comedy?

It's a catch phrase for Bill Engvall from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. They're a bunch of rednecks lmao. "GIT-R-DONE!" xD Check 'em out on YouTube if ya wanna see 'em. Just search Blue Collar Comedy Tour and you're bound to find something.

Aryon Wrote:O.o

I've read that about 5 times now, and I still don't quite understand.... Are you talking to Death or me? And either way, are you referring to doing comedy?

It was more so to death but a little to both of the comments.

Ohhh, I see now. But I still don't get the whole "here's your sign" thing.. Is there a meaning behind it? or is it just his saying?

Dude that sucks......Once when I lived in Ireland, we lived by a cow farm. and one got out and was in our street so I had to go to the owner of the cow and say hey uhhh your cow got out. lol I was 10. haha Kinda akward but yeah...dude next time your cows act up pull out the shotgun.