I'd kill a stripper for a cookie, right now.

Actually, you know what? F*ck the cookie. I'd kill a stripper.

O_o

kk but dont touch the male Strippers.
because if you do i would have to hunt you down.

watch out for rogue pimps

squee666 Wrote:watch out for rogue pimps

You're thinking hookers, there's a slight but still noticeable difference.

I lol'ed.

I love people too much, I couldn't do it. I would kill you if you asked me to end your life though snake.

Deadpool Wrote:I love people too much, I couldn't do it. I would kill you if you asked me to end your life though snake.

I'd fill my insides with poisonous snakes and be like "Hey Deadpool gut my stomach", and as they pour all over your legs I'd let out a menacing cackle before falling lifeless to the ground...

Then I'd respawn and rush the Rocket Launcher spawn point.

Except you forgot about my backup fairy restoring my health. What a shame.

Nah I threw down a debuff totem that replaced the life restoring energy with snake pheromones.

Congratulations, you're in season. Have fun.