Hey guys. Never met.

Just stopped by to let you all know I recently returned to online retardation, and found a pretty neat little web page called PWNEM where I got banned.

I'm semi lacking in the intelligence department, which is why I figured I'd post to you guys here.

At any rate, I've lost my brain. You can help me find it for about 15 cents a day and if you do pretty well, I'll let you keep some of it... Not like I'm using it.

If you want to check it out, here's a pic:

PIC TO SCALE


Look me up, and I can show ya the possible whereabouts of it. Brain's name is "Squishy".

I don't know you and if I don't know you that must mean you're nobody and last time I read the T&C of life itself nonexistent entities aren't granted means of communication so without further ado enjoy your righteous banination.

...wait for it.

Wait for it.

Hurry up mods.

Also, if you have to edit his post, remove that Wall o' Text with this one:

Quote:HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF MEN'S WAREHOUSE. IT MAY BE, BEING THAT I BOAST THE BIGGEST BACULUM IN THIS BLUE EARTH, THAT I WOULD MACARONICLY MAKE THE MISTAKE OF REMOVING MAGIC FROM MY MIND. MORBIDLY MADE-UP TO EXPOUND THE CONTRARY THIS MISTAKE, I AM A MAGNIFICENT MAGE OF THE RIGHT-HAND PATH, IF YOU PICK UP ON MY PACHYGLOSSAL PAEAN. AS I SERVED THE SORCERERS' SIGHT WITH MY SACCULAR, SEMINIVEROUS SERPIGO OF SCORTATION, I COULDN'T HELP BUT PEER TO THE PRETTY APPRENTICE THAT PRESENTED PREMATURELY HER BULGING AND BEAUTIFUL BUMGUMBLIES, ALMOST ESCAPING THE IMPRISONMENT OF HER UNNECESSARY ARTICLE OF TORSO CLOTHING. MY PALACEOUS, PENIL PUMP PLOPPED FORTH IN A GLORIOUS BLAZE OF BACULIFORM BADNESS. IN AN ANGELIC ASCENSION OF UTTER AWESOME, IT ENTERED HER ABSONANT ASS IN AN ABJECT AND ABLOW ACTION, HER ABRAIDED EYES GLEAMING WITH THE TEARS OF THE GLORIOUS GLOP THAT IS ZIMMER SLOP. ENDING WITH AN ABTERMINAL ACCELERATION OF ANTICIPATED ANIMOSITY, SHE AND I LET FORTH A RIGOROUS ROAR IN UNISON, HERS A BANSHEE'S BELLOW, AND MINE THE LION'S LOUD LAMPOON. MY CHANCE AS A CHANTER OF WITCHCRAFT WAS CHARRED, BUT MY MIDSECTION'S MIGHTY MISSILE WAS MUCH OBLIGED BY THE MACROBIAN MOMENT OF MANIC MONOGONY. I GUARANTEE IT.

Whoever the f*ck you are, we don't know you...

Now, whilst he DOES have a right to talk, he should have searched for the last two fallensword threads (one of which is already pwned)... So he doesn't have a right to post this thread... And he definitely doesn't have the right to post a referral link to boot.

PWNYARD!