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Best Trailer that shows nothing, ever.
07-19-2008, 12:11 PM (This post was last modified: 07-19-2008 12:14 PM by SnakeTheFox.)
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Best Trailer that shows nothing, ever.
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/36746.html?type=

This is what happens when your marketing department gets 20 bucks and a weeks supply of Starbucks to make a trailer.

This is a LEGITIMATE E3 Trailer for a planned Duke Nukem Trilogy on handheld systems (DS and PSP), and shows literally 0 seconds of either pre-rendered or gameplay footage throughout the video.

Just 4 minutes of power metal with the same 10 or so images, continuously repeated.

This is the best 30 seconds of my life I've wasted 8 times in a row.

At first you'll be like "Wow lame", but I gaurantee after the 3 minute mark you'll just start laughing uncontrollably.

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07-19-2008, 12:25 PM
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Just another trailer for a game that will never come out.

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07-19-2008, 12:29 PM (This post was last modified: 07-19-2008 12:30 PM by SnakeTheFox.)
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Specktren Wrote:Just another trailer for a game that will never come out.

Well it's a legit E3 trailer for a different company (this isn't 3D Realms) making Duke Nukem. So it might be released, seeing as it isn't the same people who brought you (or failed to bring you) the ragebait known as Duke Nukem Forever.

But that's not the point. I simply think this trailer is some seriously awesome shit. The games may suck, or never be released. But the trailer is f*cking amazing.

It probably took the dev team a total of 10 minutes to make, but I've been watching it more times than any other trailer of this years E3.

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07-19-2008, 01:50 PM
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I never like Duke Nukem.
Stupid in my opinion. But that is just me.

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07-20-2008, 04:03 AM (This post was last modified: 07-20-2008 04:03 AM by SnakeTheFox.)
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You would have had to have been into gaming when they first came out, and when the best of them came out on the N64.

Other than that, they're decent shooters along the line of doom, with awesome levels of gore, violence, sex, brutality, metal, guns, and profanity.

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07-20-2008, 07:37 AM (This post was last modified: 07-20-2008 07:48 AM by cactuar's_bitch.)
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my god.......worst trailer of anything ive ever seen...i really hope a 9yr old made this...that would totaly justify its shittness. I mean wow.. they can spell "Proving grounds" and its only 4 minutes of Guitar play and no game fotage. How could i be interested in the game without game fotage :|

the game fails.

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07-20-2008, 07:45 AM
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SnakeTheFox Wrote:
Specktren Wrote:Just another trailer for a game that will never come out.

Well it's a legit E3 trailer for a different company (this isn't 3D Realms) making Duke Nukem. So it might be released, seeing as it isn't the same people who brought you (or failed to bring you) the ragebait known as Duke Nukem Forever.

But that's not the point. I simply think this trailer is some seriously awesome shit. The games may suck, or never be released. But the trailer is f*cking amazing.

It probably took the dev team a total of 10 minutes to make, but I've been watching it more times than any other trailer of this years E3.

I see your point and I do see the hilariousness in it. I didn't quite pay attention before I responded and that was my bad.

I am actually more in awe hoping its a joke ...

Although the seriousness of it all makes it that much funnier ...

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07-20-2008, 02:59 PM (This post was last modified: 07-20-2008 02:59 PM by Deadpool.)
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RE: Best Trailer that shows nothing, ever.
SnakeTheFox Wrote:You would have had to have been into gaming when they first came out, and when the best of them came out on the N64.

Other than that, they're decent shooters along the line of doom, with awesome levels of gore, violence, sex, brutality, metal, guns, and profanity.
Dude, I have been into gaming longer than you have. The violence and heresy of the game is why I don't like it.

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08-08-2008, 02:54 AM
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Hmmm...The last Duke Nukem game I played was Manhattan project for the PC. And yeah I would of assumed this trailer was fake, or a rick roll.

Also, I wouldn't be surprised if this DS/PSP game is just merely a enhanced graphic remake of the original Duke Nukem games made by 3D Realms back when they were Apogee Software. I actually used to play them back in the day on Windows 3.1 :) Those versions were a lot cleaner if I remember correctly as well..

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