Once upon a time a gamer got a new Super Smash Brothers plush doll at some weird store called PWN EM STOP. When the gamer pulled out his new toy it took over the world. Domination was his was of making no sense. f**k YEAH SEAKING! Then he stopped and they calmly pulled out their PS3's XBOX'S, WII's, minus the PS3's minus the XBOX's plus Xbox 360's. OK, Pikachu, THUNDER! Then he realized that his penis was on fire so he decided to kill bush, the plant actually, so he gagigitied, what is gagigitied? Then he realized he ate spam. Spam is the root of evil because nobody had cooked it correctly. His mum said SPAM'S GOOD FOOL! Then immediately he wanted a drink! So the barman gave him Smirnoff's! He hated Smirnoff's so he left. Then he asked Pikachu/ Why, Squirtle/ is so blue? Stop drinking water! Grab some Vodka! Now, Pikachu, NOW! Then pikatchu said "I'm soooo smashed" Dumb, fat Mario! All of the pimps 'n hoes took the gamer to a brothel with pretty colors, and flashy lights blinding Pikachu's eyes, and causing terrible aralyzing thunder waves and thus Pikachu had been castrated. But then DX4 got angry because he was late 1 min so he quickly ran into SnakeTheFox, who was very eager to poop on a expensive iToilet. SnakeTheFox screamed xBox rocks crap PS3's incredibly enormous price and smelly overrated yet sleek design piece of "Machinery". The gamer then set out to buy a new portable gaming toilet. From there he took a dump, only to find some remnants of long lost chocolate in his feces. Shocked and slightly disgusted, he then proceeded to go home, where he pimped his llama for his mama. Then he went to piggly wiggly to get some hardcore jelly beans which he ate. They transformed him into a giant teenage mutant ninja pork rind that devoured everything in under 5 seconds. It then realized it had a very large craving

Once upon a time a gamer got a new Super Smash Brothers plush doll at some weird store called PWN EM STOP. When the gamer pulled out his new toy it took over the world. Domination was his was of making no sense. f**k YEAH SEAKING! Then he stopped and they calmly pulled out their PS3's XBOX'S, WII's, minus the PS3's minus the XBOX's plus Xbox 360's. OK, Pikachu, THUNDER! Then he realized that his penis was on fire so he decided to kill bush, the plant actually, so he gagigitied, what is gagigitied? Then he realized he ate spam. Spam is the root of evil because nobody had cooked it correctly. His mum said SPAM'S GOOD FOOL! Then immediately he wanted a drink! So the barman gave him Smirnoff's! He hated Smirnoff's so he left. Then he asked Pikachu/ Why, Squirtle/ is so blue? Stop drinking water! Grab some Vodka! Now, Pikachu, NOW! Then pikatchu said "I'm soooo smashed" Dumb, fat Mario! All of the pimps 'n hoes took the gamer to a brothel with pretty colors, and flashy lights blinding Pikachu's eyes, and causing terrible aralyzing thunder waves and thus Pikachu had been castrated. But then DX4 got angry because he was late 1 min so he quickly ran into SnakeTheFox, who was very eager to poop on a expensive iToilet. SnakeTheFox screamed xBox rocks crap PS3's incredibly enormous price and smelly overrated yet sleek design piece of "Machinery". The gamer then set out to buy a new portable gaming toilet. From there he took a dump, only to find some remnants of long lost chocolate in his feces. Shocked and slightly disgusted, he then proceeded to go home, where he pimped his llama for his mama. Then he went to piggly wiggly to get some hardcore jelly beans which he ate. They transformed him into a giant teenage mutant ninja pork rind that devoured everything in under 5 seconds. It then realized it had a very large craving for a large

Once upon a time a gamer got a new Super Smash Brothers plush doll at some weird store called PWN EM STOP. When the gamer pulled out his new toy it took over the world. Domination was his was of making no sense. f**k YEAH SEAKING! Then he stopped and they calmly pulled out their PS3's XBOX'S, WII's, minus the PS3's minus the XBOX's plus Xbox 360's. OK, Pikachu, THUNDER! Then he realized that his penis was on fire so he decided to kill bush, the plant actually, so he gagigitied, what is gagigitied? Then he realized he ate spam. Spam is the root of evil because nobody had cooked it correctly. His mum said SPAM'S GOOD FOOL! Then immediately he wanted a drink! So the barman gave him Smirnoff's! He hated Smirnoff's so he left. Then he asked Pikachu/ Why, Squirtle/ is so blue? Stop drinking water! Grab some Vodka! Now, Pikachu, NOW! Then pikatchu said "I'm soooo smashed" Dumb, fat Mario! All of the pimps 'n hoes took the gamer to a brothel with pretty colors, and flashy lights blinding Pikachu's eyes, and causing terrible aralyzing thunder waves and thus Pikachu had been castrated. But then DX4 got angry because he was late 1 min so he quickly ran into SnakeTheFox, who was very eager to poop on a expensive iToilet. SnakeTheFox screamed xBox rocks crap PS3's incredibly enormous price and smelly overrated yet sleek design piece of "Machinery". The gamer then set out to buy a new portable gaming toilet. From there he took a dump, only to find some remnants of long lost chocolate in his feces. Shocked and slightly disgusted, he then proceeded to go home, where he pimped his llama for his mama. Then he went to piggly wiggly to get some hardcore jelly beans which he ate. They transformed him into a giant teenage mutant ninja pork rind that devoured everything in under 5 seconds. It then realized it had a very large craving for a large and morbidly obese

Once upon a time a gamer got a new Super Smash Brothers plush doll at some weird store called PWN EM STOP. When the gamer pulled out his new toy it took over the world. Domination was his was of making no sense. f**k YEAH SEAKING! Then he stopped and they calmly pulled out their PS3's XBOX'S, WII's, minus the PS3's minus the XBOX's plus Xbox 360's. OK, Pikachu, THUNDER! Then he realized that his penis was on fire so he decided to kill bush, the plant actually, so he gagigitied, what is gagigitied? Then he realized he ate spam. Spam is the root of evil because nobody had cooked it correctly. His mum said SPAM'S GOOD FOOL! Then immediately he wanted a drink! So the barman gave him Smirnoff's! He hated Smirnoff's so he left. Then he asked Pikachu/ Why, Squirtle/ is so blue? Stop drinking water! Grab some Vodka! Now, Pikachu, NOW! Then pikatchu said "I'm soooo smashed" Dumb, fat Mario! All of the pimps 'n hoes took the gamer to a brothel with pretty colors, and flashy lights blinding Pikachu's eyes, and causing terrible aralyzing thunder waves and thus Pikachu had been castrated. But then DX4 got angry because he was late 1 min so he quickly ran into SnakeTheFox, who was very eager to poop on a expensive iToilet. SnakeTheFox screamed xBox rocks crap PS3's incredibly enormous price and smelly overrated yet sleek design piece of "Machinery". The gamer then set out to buy a new portable gaming toilet. From there he took a dump, only to find some remnants of long lost chocolate in his feces. Shocked and slightly disgusted, he then proceeded to go home, where he pimped his llama for his mama. Then he went to piggly wiggly to get some hardcore jelly beans which he ate. They transformed him into a giant teenage mutant ninja pork rind that devoured everything in under 5 seconds. It then realized it had a very large craving for a large and morbidly obese, acne infested teenager

Once upon a time a gamer got a new Super Smash Brothers plush doll at some weird store called PWN EM STOP. When the gamer pulled out his new toy it took over the world. Domination was his was of making no sense. f**k YEAH SEAKING! Then he stopped and they calmly pulled out their PS3's XBOX'S, WII's, minus the PS3's minus the XBOX's plus Xbox 360's. OK, Pikachu, THUNDER! Then he realized that his penis was on fire so he decided to kill bush, the plant actually, so he gagigitied, what is gagigitied? Then he realized he ate spam. Spam is the root of evil because nobody had cooked it correctly. His mum said SPAM'S GOOD FOOL! Then immediately he wanted a drink! So the barman gave him Smirnoff's! He hated Smirnoff's so he left. Then he asked Pikachu/ Why, Squirtle/ is so blue? Stop drinking water! Grab some Vodka! Now, Pikachu, NOW! Then pikatchu said "I'm soooo smashed" Dumb, fat Mario! All of the pimps 'n hoes took the gamer to a brothel with pretty colors, and flashy lights blinding Pikachu's eyes, and causing terrible aralyzing thunder waves and thus Pikachu had been castrated. But then DX4 got angry because he was late 1 min so he quickly ran into SnakeTheFox, who was very eager to poop on a expensive iToilet. SnakeTheFox screamed xBox rocks crap PS3's incredibly enormous price and smelly overrated yet sleek design piece of "Machinery". The gamer then set out to buy a new portable gaming toilet. From there he took a dump, only to find some remnants of long lost chocolate in his feces. Shocked and slightly disgusted, he then proceeded to go home, where he pimped his llama for his mama. Then he went to piggly wiggly to get some hardcore jelly beans which he ate. They transformed him into a giant teenage mutant ninja pork rind that devoured everything in under 5 seconds. It then realized it had a very large craving for a large and morbidly obese, acne infested teenager. Then all of

EDIT: When is this story ending ? xD
EDIT(By Aryon): Had 4 words, and also didn't make sense, so got rid of 4th word.

Once upon a time a gamer got a new Super Smash Brothers plush doll at some weird store called PWN EM STOP. When the gamer pulled out his new toy it took over the world. Domination was his was of making no sense. f**k YEAH SEAKING! Then he stopped and they calmly pulled out their PS3's XBOX'S, WII's, minus the PS3's minus the XBOX's plus Xbox 360's. OK, Pikachu, THUNDER! Then he realized that his penis was on fire so he decided to kill bush, the plant actually, so he gagigitied, what is gagigitied? Then he realized he ate spam. Spam is the root of evil because nobody had cooked it correctly. His mum said SPAM'S GOOD FOOL! Then immediately he wanted a drink! So the barman gave him Smirnoff's! He hated Smirnoff's so he left. Then he asked Pikachu/ Why, Squirtle/ is so blue? Stop drinking water! Grab some Vodka! Now, Pikachu, NOW! Then pikatchu said "I'm soooo smashed" Dumb, fat Mario! All of the pimps 'n hoes took the gamer to a brothel with pretty colors, and flashy lights blinding Pikachu's eyes, and causing terrible aralyzing thunder waves and thus Pikachu had been castrated. But then DX4 got angry because he was late 1 min so he quickly ran into SnakeTheFox, who was very eager to poop on a expensive iToilet. SnakeTheFox screamed xBox rocks crap PS3's incredibly enormous price and smelly overrated yet sleek design piece of "Machinery". The gamer then set out to buy a new portable gaming toilet. From there he took a dump, only to find some remnants of long lost chocolate in his feces. Shocked and slightly disgusted, he then proceeded to go home, where he pimped his llama for his mama. Then he went to piggly wiggly to get some hardcore jelly beans which he ate. They transformed him into a giant teenage mutant ninja pork rind that devoured everything in under 5 seconds. It then realized it had a very large craving for a large and morbidly obese, acne infested teenager. Then all of the plush toys

And it doesn't end... It just keeps going..

Once upon a time a gamer got a new Super Smash Brothers plush doll at some weird store called PWN EM STOP. When the gamer pulled out his new toy it took over the world. Domination was his was of making no sense. f**k YEAH SEAKING! Then he stopped and they calmly pulled out their PS3's XBOX'S, WII's, minus the PS3's minus the XBOX's plus Xbox 360's. OK, Pikachu, THUNDER! Then he realized that his penis was on fire so he decided to kill bush, the plant actually, so he gagigitied, what is gagigitied? Then he realized he ate spam. Spam is the root of evil because nobody had cooked it correctly. His mum said SPAM'S GOOD FOOL! Then immediately he wanted a drink! So the barman gave him Smirnoff's! He hated Smirnoff's so he left. Then he asked Pikachu/ Why, Squirtle/ is so blue? Stop drinking water! Grab some Vodka! Now, Pikachu, NOW! Then pikatchu said "I'm soooo smashed" Dumb, fat Mario! All of the pimps 'n hoes took the gamer to a brothel with pretty colors, and flashy lights blinding Pikachu's eyes, and causing terrible aralyzing thunder waves and thus Pikachu had been castrated. But then DX4 got angry because he was late 1 min so he quickly ran into SnakeTheFox, who was very eager to poop on a expensive iToilet. SnakeTheFox screamed xBox rocks crap PS3's incredibly enormous price and smelly overrated yet sleek design piece of "Machinery". The gamer then set out to buy a new portable gaming toilet. From there he took a dump, only to find some remnants of long lost chocolate in his feces. Shocked and slightly disgusted, he then proceeded to go home, where he pimped his llama for his mama. Then he went to piggly wiggly to get some hardcore jelly beans which he ate. They transformed him into a giant teenage mutant ninja pork rind that devoured everything in under 5 seconds. It then realized it had a very large craving for a large and morbidly obese, acne infested teenager. Then all of the plush toys began to calculate

Once upon a time a gamer got a new Super Smash Brothers plush doll at some weird store called PWN EM STOP. When the gamer pulled out his new toy it took over the world. Domination was his was of making no sense. f**k YEAH SEAKING! Then he stopped and they calmly pulled out their PS3's XBOX'S, WII's, minus the PS3's minus the XBOX's plus Xbox 360's. OK, Pikachu, THUNDER! Then he realized that his penis was on fire so he decided to kill bush, the plant actually, so he gagigitied, what is gagigitied? Then he realized he ate spam. Spam is the root of evil because nobody had cooked it correctly. His mum said SPAM'S GOOD FOOL! Then immediately he wanted a drink! So the barman gave him Smirnoff's! He hated Smirnoff's so he left. Then he asked Pikachu/ Why, Squirtle/ is so blue? Stop drinking water! Grab some Vodka! Now, Pikachu, NOW! Then pikatchu said "I'm soooo smashed" Dumb, fat Mario! All of the pimps 'n hoes took the gamer to a brothel with pretty colors, and flashy lights blinding Pikachu's eyes, and causing terrible aralyzing thunder waves and thus Pikachu had been castrated. But then DX4 got angry because he was late 1 min so he quickly ran into SnakeTheFox, who was very eager to poop on a expensive iToilet. SnakeTheFox screamed xBox rocks crap PS3's incredibly enormous price and smelly overrated yet sleek design piece of "Machinery". The gamer then set out to buy a new portable gaming toilet. From there he took a dump, only to find some remnants of long lost chocolate in his feces. Shocked and slightly disgusted, he then proceeded to go home, where he pimped his llama for his mama. Then he went to piggly wiggly to get some hardcore jelly beans which he ate. They transformed him into a giant teenage mutant ninja pork rind that devoured everything in under 5 seconds. It then realized it had a very large craving for a large and morbidly obese, acne infested teenager. Then all of the plush toys began to calculate the mass of